Madeline
thelovenotebook:

More good vibes here

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

We all have different reasons for forgetting to breathe.
Andrea Gibson (via seols)

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

roughrimjob:

FEELING LIKE YOU BOTHER THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO IS REALLY SHITTY

thatfunkypsychofromdownunder:

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

that’s the spirit

itsstuckyinmyhead:

It’s Battle of the Countries Tumblr Posts, photoset #4

Australian photoset#5

Canada photoset#3

Britain photoset#2

 

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine